So Ava's had a diaper rash for the last couple of days and has been spending a risky amount of time diaperless. She had only had one accident on the floor (so glad we have laminate) up until last night.
Last night, she was nekkid after her bath per our new custom and she was standing up holding onto my knees and eating her bedtime snack. As she was standing there I realized that both of my feet were directly beneath her and between her legs. Realizing my danger I said to her, "Ava you better not pee on my feet!" No sooner had the "T" sound at the end of "feet" left my mouth than both of my feet suddenly felt very warm and wet. Yup. She got me. And Tony got to see the whole thing . . .
I'm kind of glad it happened because from now until she's 25 whenever she things something is unfair I can say, "Well I don't think it's fair that my feet got peed on." Or when she thinks I'm being mean I can say, "You want to talk about mean? What about the time you peed on my feet while I was feeding you?" Or if she wants to go do something I don't want her to I can say, "Well I thought about it and I was going to let you, BUT then I remembered that time you peed on my feet and I don't think you should any more. You can't be trusted." And I'm sure I can think of numerous other ways this occurrence can be used to my advantage in the future . . .
1 comment:
Yep like on her first date.....There's another good one. Have my daughter home on time or she might pee on your feet. She did that to me once to me once...
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